THE TEACHER SAID I WISH YESTERDAY WAS TOMORROW BECAUSE TODAY WOULD BE FRIDAY. QUIZ: ON WHICH DAY DID THE TEACHER SAY THIS?
Answer: Well, think: if yesterday was tomorrow, today would be two days from now, right? And if this hypothetical “today”- that is, two days from now- is Friday, the real today must be two days behind this.
Two days before Friday is Wednesday, so today is Wednesday.